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Calm, practical writing about food and life with a sensitive gut — what helps, what doesn't, and the science behind the scores. No hype, no scare stories.

Thickening vs Loosening Foods: J-Pouch and Ostomy Output
Mira Sefton4 min

Thickening vs Loosening Foods: J-Pouch and Ostomy Output

A plain guide to which foods tend to thicken or loosen output for a J-pouch or ostomy — with honest caveats, since every gut differs.

#j-pouch#ostomy
Why Some Foods Cause More Wind (and Gentler Swaps)
Mira Sefton3 min

Why Some Foods Cause More Wind (and Gentler Swaps)

What the gas score actually means, the usual wind culprits, and lower-load stand-ins you could try one at a time.

#gas#wind
Why Some Foods Cause More Wind — and Gentler Swaps
Mira Sefton4 min

Why Some Foods Cause More Wind — and Gentler Swaps

What's behind the toots? A plain look at the foods that make the most wind, why they do it, and lower-load swaps to try.

#gas#wind
Hi, we're Toots & Trots — and why we built this
Robin Tasker3 min

Hi, we're Toots & Trots — and why we built this

The honest story behind Toots & Trots — ulcerative colitis, emergency surgery, a new J-pouch, and why I built a way to score my food on three things, not one.

#about us#j-pouch
Low-FODMAP vs the GASP Score: what's the difference?
Mira Sefton3 min

Low-FODMAP vs the GASP Score: what's the difference?

Both help you work out what to eat with a sensitive gut — but they measure different things. Here's how low-FODMAP and the GASP Score compare, and when each one helps.

#low-fodmap#gasp-score
B is for Binding: foods that help firm things up
Mira Sefton3 min

B is for Binding: foods that help firm things up

What the Binding signal means, the gentle starches many people find slow things down, and why firming output goes hand in hand with hydration.

#binding#firm-stool
Particle load (P): skins, seeds and roughage explained
Mira Sefton4 min

Particle load (P): skins, seeds and roughage explained

What the Particle load part of the GASP score means, why peels and pips can feel scratchy in a J-pouch, and gentler ways to prepare them.

#j-pouch#particle-load
What Makes J-Pouch Output Runnier: The S in GASP
Mira Sefton4 min

What Makes J-Pouch Output Runnier: The S in GASP

The Stool-loosening score explains why some foods make output faster and looser. Here's what drives it, and gentler moves to slow things down.

#j-pouch#gasp-score
A is for Agitation: foods that can stir the gut up
Mira Sefton3 min

A is for Agitation: foods that can stir the gut up

The Agitation part of the GASP score covers chilli, caffeine, acidity, alcohol and fatty food — what they do and gentler ways to enjoy them.

#gasp-score#agitation
G is for Gas: what actually makes food windy
Mira Sefton4 min

G is for Gas: what actually makes food windy

The Gas score explained: why fermentable carbs like fructans, GOS and sugar alcohols cause wind and bloating, plus gentler moves to try.

#gas#fodmap
How the GASP score works: our food scoring explained
Mira Sefton4 min

How the GASP score works: our food scoring explained

A plain explainer of the GASP score \u2014 the four things we measure, why serving size and cooking change everything, and the two modes you can switch between.

#gasp-score#how-it-works
Cook once, eat two ways: family dinners with a J-pouch
Robin Tasker4 min

Cook once, eat two ways: family dinners with a J-pouch

How I feed the whole family one dinner while eating something gentler myself — no separate sad plate. A real burger-night example you can copy.

#j-pouch#family
Onion and garlic without the wind: infused oil guide
Mira Sefton5 min

Onion and garlic without the wind: infused oil guide

Fructans don't dissolve in oil — so you can cook the flavour out of onion and garlic and leave most of the wind-making carb behind. Here's how to do it, safely.

#garlic#onion
Green means gentle, not 'go for it'
Mira Sefton4 min

Green means gentle, not 'go for it'

Jelly and chips score green — but green isn't a health rating, it's a symptom map. Here's what green really means, and how to build a genuinely balanced diet out of green foods.

#balanced eating#protein
The food swaps that make the biggest difference
Mira Sefton4 min

The food swaps that make the biggest difference

Some foods you can't cook gentler — you have to swap them. These are the swaps that move the score the most, from onion powder to Jerusalem artichoke.

#swaps#fodmap
Can you eat anything but bananas? Fruit with a sensitive gut
Mira Sefton4 min

Can you eat anything but bananas? Fruit with a sensitive gut

Most fruit scores higher than you'd hope — but you're not stuck with bananas. The gentle fruits, how to bring others back in, and whether stewed apple really is easier than raw.

#fruit#fodmap
The best (and worst) ways to prepare 20 trigger foods
Mira Sefton4 min

The best (and worst) ways to prepare 20 trigger foods

The same food can be gentle or harsh depending on how it's cooked. Here's where preparation makes a real difference to the score — and where it barely matters.

#j-pouch#fodmap

Been through this yourself?

We're looking for a few people living with a J-pouch, an ostomy reversal or IBD to write here — what helped, what didn't, and the things you wish someone had told you early on.

You'd get free access to our writing and photo tools, you keep the copyright, and you choose the name that goes on it — your own, just a first name, or a pen name.

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